I've been tracking for recs, so excuse me for interrupting, but I've always thought half of the problem Audrey and Donna had with each other was their unspoken and sublimated sexual rivalry for Laura.

Okay, and so also, why did Nora and Shelley just never have sex after hours at the diner, because they were way more healthy with each other? I mean, seriously, was doomed, abused Laura Palmer the only bisexual woman in Twin Peaks? David Lynch did not have a healthy idea of women's sexuality.