va'esse deireádh aep eigean, va'esse eigh faidh'ar

Hello friend, it is time for kinky femslash, and my requests have no particular theme besides ladies being sad and horny and making bad decisions. This is a second-signup alt, but I promise to behave well, and I am so excited to see what you will write for me! If you want inspiration beyond this letter I am also kimaracretak, where I have a small but reflective-of-things-I-like set of bookmarks, and kimaracretak on 8tracks if you want #aesthetic musical inspiration.

I love all these canons for the worldbuilding and mytharcs as well as their characters and relationships, and I am easy to please as long as you stay away from my DNWs (both general and canon-specific), so don't feel like you Have to write any of my specific prompts. Don't read anything into relative lengths of sections, I am equally happy to get something for anything in this letter! Some of these prompts are reused from old letters, and if you have written them for me before, rest assured that I loved your fic, I am simply greedy and would like to see every possible take on my favourite scenarios. A lot of my prompts are very horror-slanted, but if your muse is inclined to things less murderous, feel free! That being said, I'm extremely not into plotless/conflictless fluff or 'soft' takes on these characters/canons, and would prefer you avoid them.

I love everything from short introspection bits to long plotty missionfic to sex scenes as ways to explore character/setting/worldbuilding, and I don't need a lot of romance in my ships: sex for power, manipulation, or just between friends who want to have fun is also great. Please no unrequested ships unless specifically allowed for, but feel free to combine any compatible ones from my requested ones.

Likes || Smut Likes || Smut Likes || DNWs || Chilling Adventures of Sabrina || Nikita || Overwatch || Star Wars: Bloodline - Claudia Gray


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General: I like worldbuiling and pre-canon stories, especially stories about Lilith slowly siphoning witches away from Satan, stories where Sabrina (or Zelda, or the Weird Sisters) sign their name over to Lilith directly rather than into the Book of the Beast, and stories about centuries of history and the distinctly inhuman perceptions and desires of witches and demons. There's so many levels of glorious fucked-up obsessive mentorship here along with, you know, the gore and the deification-via-cannibalism and I love all of them. Murder + in-fic resurrection/came back wrong is fine for any of these prompts. Permadeath of original characters entirely fine for Feast of Feasts worldbuilding, as is fic about canon (pre-s3) deaths.

Fandom-specific DNW: Season 3 canon, refering to Lilith as 'Madame Satan'

( Lilith/Sabrina, Lilith/Zelda, Prudence/Sabrina )

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General: I know it's been five years since it ended but this is still the spy show of my heart and I love all these sad glamorous dubiously-moral assassins. Before Amanda's backstory reveal I spent some time headcanoning her as a Russian agent - feel free to run with that background if it speaks more to you than her canon one! I also love canon-divergence AUs where Nikita was Cassandra's Belarus handler, even in fics that aren't strictly about Nikita/Cassandra.

( Amanda/Alex, Amanda/Jaden, Amanda/Kathleen, Amanda/Madeline, Amanda/Nikita, Amanda/Sonya, Carla/Amanda, Carla/Nikita, Nikita/Alex, Nikita/Cassandra )



General: I like missionfic/casefic, especially for all the angst it gives post-Fall fic/preemptive angst it gives pre-Fall fics (I am entirely up to date on the canon), but they're not a requirement. For Amélie ships, I have no preference if fic is set when she's Amélie or Widowmaker or both, and I also don't have a preference for never-married-to-Gerard!AUs vs pining/infidelity/open marriage so - whatever works for your fic! If Mercy's relevant to your fic, I am happy to see dark!Mercy as well as Overwatch!Mercy. Leaning into the body horror aspects around Ana's missing eye encouraged (I have a special love for flowers growing in the empty eye socket, because, well, I'm me) but not required. Any AU based off any skins for the requested characters (e.g. witch!Mercy, pirate!Ana, comtesse!Amélie) is welcome even if I haven't specified the general version of that AU in my likes. If you want to address the age gaps in Ana ships, I really love how comfortable Ana is in her own skin, with her own age (even/especially her missing eye) and how that contrasts with her mixed feelings about what she's done, so anything that highlights that would be lovely.

( Ana/Amelie, Ana/Brigitte, Ana/Hana, Ana/Mercy, Ana/Mina, Ana/Sombra, Sombra/Hana, Sombra/Mercy )

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General: This book was so good to me, you guys. Underwater criminal cities! First Order lore! Politicking! Leia being tired and bitter and just wanting to go on An Adventure! Mercenary factions! Space fights! Bloodline was great for showing the wider bits of the GFFA, and I love all the potential for worldbuilding it opened up, especially Varish and the Lonerans and Carise and Arkanis. I'm deeply indifferent to Han/Leia, so feel free to kill him off/pretend they were never married/presume an open marriage/whatever you like. I've only requested Leia/Cairse, but I have a deep love of Amilyn/Leia/Carise as well, so feel free to write that OT3 if you want!

( Leia/Carise )

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I don't. Know how long I've been meaning to do this for. It has been Some Kinda April, y'all. But smut4smut was fun, I got to write fic about old faves and get fic for both those faves AND some new faves. Could I tell you when I wrote these? When they revealed? No. But. Here we are.

just before a light. the closer, brenda/sharon. 2.5k words, rated E. for sarken

"The thing about this job, Brenda Leigh," Sharon says, and she tries not to think too hard about how easily she's slid across the desk to sit between Brenda's legs, "Is that no one who wants this job should have it. That's why you're here."

"Sounds like an insult," Brenda says. She blinks up at Sharon, wide-eyed and just on the edge of the infuriating, intoxicating affected innocence that part of Sharon always wants to believe in. She knows better, always has, has seen Brenda at her most lethal - and then Brenda parts her lips just so, and everything Sharon knows destabilises.

Sarken had a million excellent prompts, which meant I got to combine a million excellent things - office sex, Chief Johnson/Commander Raydor, that weird liminal Them space that's 'we used to hatefuck and this isn't that anymore but we don't know how to say what we want it to be??'

And elasticella was a wonderful sport about beta-ing a canon she doesn't know, and picked up on all the complex relationship dynamic stuff I was trying to explain, and she made this loads better \o/

Writing the above made me realise how much I loved and missed this ship, so I was delighted to get a gift for them too! heart, keep racing, by parcequelle (who is, incidentally, a lovely person and also who I stole this icon from), ft more office sex and a really incredible Brenda character voice.

And because the exchange gods were smiling on me and corvusumbranox is also really excellent, I got a Zone Blanche treat! To the Waters and the Wild, creepy Camille/Laurene with gorgeous body horror.

Keyleth, Raishan, and the games they play. For plutonianshores in WDLF3.







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Sunnydale, 2001. Buffy wants to be less alive, Drusilla wants to be less lonely, and the darkness just wants them both. A season 6 AU about grief, horror, transformation, and forward movement. For tigerlily / LittleRaven because that's What Fen Do (Instead of Going Outside). I know you didn't actually request Buffy/Drusilla, but I'm going to assume that was just an oversight on your part since it's a very good ship that you usually request.





i. the rockrose and the thistle the amazing devil ii. the horror and the wild the amazing devil iii. the morgana effect theatres des vampires iv. bleak earth vetrar draugurinn v. the lowest low the birthday massacre vi. eternity iamx vii. the vampire waltz hannah fury viii. inside collide ix. gravediggress cocorosie x. never left swallow the sun

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Supposed to be things you've written this week, hm? I've managed probably about 100 words, all exchange fic, so —

Anyway, I'm in my Law & Order feelings these days, so have a bit of Eames/Barek s9 angst from 2015 that is ... actually not terrible and probably finish-able?

Alex is thinner and paler than she remembers, always-sharp cheekbones now painfully so, hard eyes sunken behind bruised-tight skin. She looks awful. She looks, Barek thinks, exactly like you would expect a woman who had just been robbed of captain and partner and job to look. Except of all of them, Alex had never been the one to wear the stress of their life physically.

But the leather jacket is the same, the toss of her head as she flips stray bangs out of her eyes and over her collar is the same. Somewhere in the brittle icy shell of a woman before her is Alex, and that's not nothing.

Alex Eames deserved better dot life.

Sometimes your faves deserve nice things. Sometimes those nice things are luxurious hatesex and grim tenderness and being eaten by a forest. This flash exchange had a theme and I think I missed the spirit of it but I made people happy and got a lovely Zone Blanche fic (Camille/Laurene and spoilery) in return so!! Have some fics in which various girls get nice things.

Title: need me now
Fandom: Pretty Little Liars
Characters/Ships: Spencer/Mona
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Were they underage in season 3 I feel like maybe yeah, also I feel like the ship is its own consent warning
Summary: Spencer, becoming A.

( you are a siren in my dark / you need me now like I've needed you from the start / i will protect you from yourself )

Title: ça résonne en souvenir
Fandom: Zone Blanche
Characters/Ships: Cora/Marion
Rating: Teen
Warnings: Mumbles vaguely about spoilery Marion things from season 1
Summary: "I want to - to love you for forever. Sometimes I feel like I already have."

( si je n'ai pas retrouver dans tes yeux la lumière / c'est que ton cœur à lâcher tes poumons, une rivière )

Hello friend, it is time for porn, and my req - wipuests have no particular theme besides ladies making bad decisions and also knifeplay. I am so excited to see what you will write for me! If you want inspiration beyond this letter I am also kimaracretak, where I have a small but reflective-of-things-I-like set of bookmarks, and kimaracretak on 8tracks if you want #aesthetic musical inspiration.

I love all these canons for the worldbuilding and mytharcs as well as their characters and relationships, and I am easy to please as long as you stay away from my DNWs (both general and canon-specific), so don't feel like you Have to write any of my specific prompts. Don't read anything into relative lengths of sections, I am equally happy to get something for anything in this letter! Some of these prompts are reused from old letters, and if you have written them for me before, rest assured that I loved your fic, I am simply greedy and would like to see every possible take on my favourite scenarios. A lot of my prompts are very horror-slanted, but if your muse is inclined to things less murderous, feel free! That being said, I'm extremely not into plotless/conflictless fluff or 'soft' takes on these characters/canons, and would prefer you avoid them.

I love everything from short introspection bits to long plotty missionfic to sex scenes as ways to explore character/setting/worldbuilding, and I don't need a lot of romance in my ships: sex for power, manipulation, or just between friends who want to have fun is also great. Please no unrequested ships unless specifically allowed for, but feel free to combine any compatible ones from my requested ones.

Likes || Smut Likes || Smut Likes || DNWs || Chilling Adventures of Sabrina || Dare Me || Midsommar || Nikita || Overwatch || Picnic at Hanging Rock (TV) || The Closer & Major Crimes || UnDeadwood || Zone Blanche (Black Spot)


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General: I like worldbuiling and pre-canon stories, especially stories about Lilith slowly siphoning witches away from Satan, stories where Sabrina (or Zelda, or the Weird Sisters) sign their name over to Lilith directly rather than into the Book of the Beast, and stories about centuries of history and the distinctly inhuman perceptions and desires of witches and demons. There's so many levels of glorious fucked-up obsessive mentorship here along with, you know, the gore and the deification-via-cannibalism and I love all of them. Murder + in-fic resurrection/came back wrong is fine for any of these prompts. Permadeath of original characters entirely fine for Feast of Feasts worldbuilding, as is fic about canon (pre-s3) deaths.

Fandom-specific DNW: Season 3 canon.

( Agatha/Dorcas/Prudence, Agatha/Sabrina, Lilith/Mary, Lilith/Sabrina, Lilith/Zelda, Prudence/Sabrina )

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General: Man this is sort of my ur-obsession book, isn't it? Codependent teenage best friends AND not-not sexual obsession with #unavailable older women in positions of authority, I am immensely catered to. Also it's basically Lana Del Rey - She's not Me.mp3 in f/f canon form, so what's not to love? I'd love something that leans into the fever-dream horror of consumption of it all. All the obsession, all the clinical-sensual interest in what bodies can do, all the levels of genuinely caring mentorship that ultimately can't do anything but fail. I've requested the book but I'm also up to date on the show, so if you feel your story would be improved by bits of show canon, feel free! Addy/Beth/Colette threesomes also welcome, or one watching the other two.

( Beth/Addy, Beth/Colette, Colette/Addy )

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General: I love sun-drenched horror and terrifying catharsis and weird magic and how identity is simultaneously lost and affirmed and FOLK HORROR and just. This movie!! In-universe vampires are good. Dreamsharing is VERY good. Fic incorporating Elder Futhark runes and traditional Swedish music is a great bonus if you're conversant with them.

Note: References to past Dani/Christian is fine, as is background/mentioned Dani/Pelle, but I would prefer they not be focussed on. Re: pregnancy/kids, post-canon fic where Dani helps Maja raise her baby is fine, as is fic set earlier in the movie, or Dani/other women fic with Maja pregnant as a supporting character (basically, just avoid pregnant!Maja in sex scenes and you're good).

( Dani/Maja, Dani/Harga Women )

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General: I know it's been five years since it ended but this is still the spy show of my heart and I love all these sad glamorous dubiously-moral assassins. Before Amanda's backstory reveal I spent some time headcanoning her as a Russian agent - feel free to run with that background if it speaks more to you than her canon one!

( Amanda/Alex, Amanda/Jaden, Amanda/Kathleen, Amanda/Madeline, Amanda/Nikita, Amanda/Sonya, Carla/Amanda, Carla/Nikita, Nikita/Alex, Nikita/Cassandra )


General: I like missionfic/casefic, especially for all the angst it gives post-Fall fic/preemptive angst it gives pre-Fall fics (I am entirely up to date on the canon), but they're not a requirement. For Amélie ships, I have no preference if fic is set when she's Amélie or Widowmaker or both, and I also don't have a preference for never-married-to-Gerard!AUs vs pining/infidelity/open marriage so - whatever works for your fic! If Mercy's relevant to your fic, I am happy to see dark!Mercy as well as Overwatch!Mercy. Leaning into the body horror aspects around Ana's missing eye encouraged (I have a special love for flowers growing in the empty eye socket, because, well, I'm me) but not required. Any AU based off any skins for the requested characters (e.g. witch!Mercy, pirate!Ana, comtesse!Amélie) is welcome even if I haven't specified the general version of that AU in my likes. If you want to address the age gaps here, I really love how comfortable Ana is in her own skin, with her own age (even/especially her missing eye) and how that contrasts with her mixed feelings about what she's done, so anything that highlights that would be lovely. For the 'agreeing to rough sex as self-punishment' tag, I prefer Ana to be the one doing that in post-Recall fics, but either character is fine in pre-Recall fics.

( Ana/Amelie, Ana/Ashe, Ana/Hana, Ana/Mercy, Ana/Moira, Ana/Mei, Ana/Sombra, Ana/Symmetra )

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General: This show has a thesis of 'why be a girl when you could be an eldritch horror instead' because it loves me, it really loves me. I love the bonds and the backstabbing and the love-through-horror, I love the changeling girls and the amount of respect it gives stories of self-creation. I love the contrast between the suffocating boarding-school atmosphere and the equally terrifying 'I would like to let the sky eat me' of the Rock and how that's reflected in the characters' emotional relationships. Permadeath of any of the requested characters is fine for this fandom, as is ambiguous/show-consistent explanations of what happened at the Rock. The show does so much excellent work with forests that probably want to eat you/nature which tries to eat you/nature which wants to crawl inside you and never come out and I want to see infinitely more of it!

( Dianne/Greta, Dianne/Irma, Greta/Marion, Hester/Dianne, Hester/Greta, Hester/Irma, Hester/Miranda, Irma/Marion/Miranda, Miranda/Marion )

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General: Yeah it's 2012 all up in my requests this year don't @ me I love this messy unapologetic show and how much it loved LA. I never finished Major Crimes (got annoyed with Sharon/Andy, got behind and then uhhh 6.09 happened, which, lolnope) and prefer things set during The Closer or before season 4-ish of Major Crimes. Casefic loved but not necessary. I am profoundly neutral re: Fritz, so feel free to go never married/divorced/Brenda's cheating with any level of guilt/he died/something else as you want!

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General: I am not usually one for zombie stories but this show was absolutely irresistible (...Anjali Bhimani in that dress was admittedly irresistible first, but I fell in love with the show too). I love the setting-as-character, the magic, the DREAMS, the way that the characters run up against each others' sharp edges and the beautiful freedom for distrust and not being friends that the limited run allowed. I'm here for the supernatural, both the bits we see and any extra bits you want to add (I have a profound soft spot for werewolf!Arabella). Canon-style undead are fine and do not hit my zombies DNW. I'm happy for AUs where Miriam never had a husband/he was a terrible one who she killed and escaped from like we were all sort of playing with post-ep 3.

Fandom-specific DNW: Fix-it for Clay's death (canon divergence pre-episode 4 is fine, but I DNW him coming back as anything other than a Cynthia-style zombie, or for his death to not happen once the Dealer takes away Fogg's feelings), 'the Undeadwood five are all best friends/found family who uncomplicatedly live together'-style stories.

( Arabella/Miriam, Joanie/Miriam )

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General: I have a deep love for half-dead half-forest women and this show has truly left me spoiled for choice amongst them! Gimme creepy things in the forest and I have a slight preference for came-back-wrong Marion & Camille over pre-death Marion & Camille, but it's truly slight, I will love anything you write me!

( Camille/Laurene, Lea/Laurene, Leila/Laurene, Marion/Cora, Marion/Laurene )

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Signed up for femflash because all the best people were requesting all the best Succession ships, spilt feelings about Shiv and her nuclear-level mommy issues everywhere. I live here now, all I write is Shiv ill-advisedly fucking older women, because, well, we all need coping mechanisms in our lives. Someone talk to me about how Shiv is extremely into fucking her brothers' and/or father's girlfriends.

Title: uninvited
Characters/Ships: Marcia/Shiv
Rating: Teen
Summary: Shiv and Marcia, closer to the beginning.

( like any uncharted territory, i must seem greatly intriguing / you speak of my love like you have experienced a love like mine before )


Title: hold back the melancholy (it's a crime)
Characters/Ships: Gerri/Shiv
Rating: Mature
Summary: On post-coital conversations and hate.

( hold back the melancholy, hold back the fear, darling / it's a crime )

Continues to have an absolute meltdown over this video because oh boy is it Perfect and do we ever need more heavy metal witches in our lives, especially after CAOS did, uh, whatever it wants to call a season three? Crossposted to monthlysupergo for their January icon challenge - come join the comm if you like low key challenges once a month! Video here, if you unlike me have managed to take it off repeat since it came out.

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I did not sign up officially - or as official as anything can be lmao - for the Exchanges After Dark discord birthday party, but that did not stop me from writing OR receiving gifts! I am incapable of rising to the chaos level of macaroni aspic, but since our dark overlord assured me that being bad at badfic was an acceptable interpretation of the rules, have some blood-soaked Villaneve, written for Kartaylir's instructions to write about Female Villain of Your Choice/Female Hero of Your Choice + THE VOID (some skimming over of Eve's actual heroic qualifications may've been done. Also I haven't seen season 2, but, yknow, birthday bash).

Title: you will feed us little deaths
Fandom: Killing Eve
Characters/Ships: Eve/Villanelle
Rating: Explicit, knifeplay, blood
Summary: More knives 2k20

( 'Fuck you,' Eve says, and, boring, Villanelle thinks, the same retort every captive has, like Eve's reciting from a book and not pulling words out from that pretty void she still tries to call a heart. )